Stubble's wife, who dislikes the competition, found him applying a hair-growing serum to his face. "I just couldn't stand it anymore," she said. "Just growing a beard was bad enough, but cheating? That was just too barbaric."
The serum was created by research scientist Austin Chin, who claims that his serum was only meant to enable men to grow beards who weren't able to before. "I had no idea that it could be used to cheat somehow," he said.
Stubble was disqualified, but the competition was hairy. Hans Whiskers was declared the winner. "I won by the breadth of a hair," he said. "It was a really close shave." Photographs of the winners can be found online here.
Editor's Note: All characters in this article are fictitious, as is the competition in "No-Shave-November." The World Beard and Moustache Competition and "No-Shave-November" itself are real.
5 comments:
Great, Tim! Love everything here from the concept to the names to the puns! Grandpa would be proud - without a (5 o'clock) shadow of a doubt!
I loved it! I don't know how you guys do this. Thank you for letting me read and learn.
flutterby
Yea! Go puns! So glad you added this to the group Tim :)
Yes, Tim, you have made your family proud. Nice job!
Tim, love the names of your characters! So much fun to read, keep it comin'!
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