Hartville Utopia

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VILLAGE OF HARTVILLE
GOAL - THRIVE; EVIL FALL
FORGIVE ALL - HALT EVIL

FILL REVIVAL - HALT EGO
FILL REVIVAL - GET HALO

EVOLVE ALL FAIR LIGHT
EVOLVE ALL FAITH, GIRL
REVEAL VILLA OF LIGHT

LOVE VILLA - HALT GRIEF
LOVE FEAR - LIGHT VILLA

VILLAGE OF HARTVILLE
THRIVE! FILL LOVE GALA
ALL OF VILLAGE THRIVE

Automatic Utopia Catastrophy Radar

Automat briefing note transmission DAY-3856289330
Intercept 271, frequency 63 POZ unmodulated.

Concerns:
EMA, (early mission abort)

Star pilot JURDAG-6
Automated recon survey.
Hyperion non-relativistic medium cruiser, NCC Daystrom

Survey destination:
NGC-5163S Norette Globular Star Cluster
Unexplored half of Milky Way Galaxy on opposite side
of core. (see telemetry report for precise location)

Mean density cluster 7000 A.U.
Extreme population density of Lithium and Carbon arc pulsar dwarfs.
12,471 main sequence bachelor suns. 5682 main sequence planetary suns.
8884 blue giants.
3 magnetar remnants.
Aprox. 80,000 stars total.

Summary:
Small minor galactic type cluster laying 18 degrees below galactic plane. 534 lt. years from galactic
core. Illuminated incandescent gas arm intercepts cluster as it extends from hub of galaxy core giving
appearance of what explorer Norette described as the river of light.
Norette was not equipped to penetrate the high field radiation.
Present survey entered the aft quadrant using pulsar induction fields to navigate internal realm.
Approach to main sequence planetary star system was successful.
Each planet was surrounded by a metallic microphage torus.
The planets hosted exceptionally strong magnetic fields which held radiation eating bacteriophites equal
to the host planets entire mass. 9GGH KalpaJoule Pulsar beacons were easily absorbed by the
protective organic shields.

Mission foreclosure:
Six solar days were spent in intensive study of system 0901 against survey prerogatives.
Mission commander Sheets became unreasonable and fought to override the automated
elective components of the NCC Daystrom. Day seven found Sheets and 51 other human crew
secreting aboard a terrestrial evac ship and debarking from NCC Daystrom.
Their ship was tracked until it entered the torroidal field of planet 2 of system 0901.
Notations of evac'ed personnel showed marked aberrant behavior. Many describing apparitions
and hearing celestial voices they maintained were coming from planet 2.
No method of communication can hence penetrate the immense torus of radiation feasting micro-organisms.
Behavior exhibited indicated a possible neutrino ghost wave poisoning, also labeled as
Fringo's Pulsar Fever. The few cases were known to lead to irrational action.
NCC Daystrom departed Norette cluster, automated components arriving at Doradus Minor for
download of mission data. Planet 2 to be officially referred to as Sheets Utopia.

-transmission ended-

The Inspired Monk

He dreamt about home again last night. He was walking down a puddled path, in shorts, holding a stick, rain turning his blond hair brown: his childhood in Cornwall.
His stomach was so round that he rolled out of bed like a sea lion. He splashed his face with water from a white chipped enamel basin and wished he hadn't drunk so much after dinner. Ciders, beers, ales, meads and hydromels (when there was honey)were all brewed at the abbey. Some of it was sold to the two local dingy pubs in town, the money going to grounds maintenance. But most of it was consumed by him and his holy brothers. There wasn't a well at the secluded abbey.
He rubbed his eyes and then put his hands on either side of his navel and thought about what Father Phillipa said the night before, "Beekeepers are the happiest men on earth." And he did notice that ever since taking over the responsibility (with regret at first, he preferred studying) of over-seeing the seven hives on the grounds, that there was more blood flowing to his head and he really was happier.
He rocked back and forth on his heels, looking down at his rotund stomach quite content with it. He remembered seeing his brother for the first time five years after joining the clergy, when his mother was ill, and finding him looking so thin and poor. His chin came to a point from taut jaw bones and he thought he looked absolutely frail and poverty stricken. His eyes had grown accustomed to filled-out bodies, faces as round as melons. His brother poked his stomach with a finger and a wink, "As the soul expands, so does the body."
He wondered how he would have been had he married and taken over the family wool textile business. Studying, ideas, understanding things were just so much more important to him than making garments that would wear away with time. He couldn't afford school, so he became a monk.
In the beginning, he'd dream of the sheep in Cornwall, the craggy bald cliffs, the sea, long walks with Glippy his dog.
He had many nightmares as a child. In a recurring horror, he'd sink into the sea in slow motion as a caped man threw all around him mewing kittens trapped in bags made of woven human hair. The water was black and the sky was swirling muddy and the caped man walked away leaving him stuck to the earth, just his torso above water. He couldn't move and he cried and howled and his mom came in to his bedroom at this point, confused as to why he just wanted to see and touch his feet and legs.
He hadn't had a nightmare in years, he thought, as he put on his robes hung on a hook on the door. He went through the courtyard and into the chapel for morning vespers.
He remembered when he first first arrived at the abbey as a twenty year old. He heard the other holy men talking about hearing "the call" and it had worried him that he'd never remembered being called by God. But he didn't think about that anymore. He looked down at the floor in front of the pew in front of him and saw a dead moth, powdery gray with wings outstretched. He closed his eyes.
He strode out buoyantly out of the chapel, crossed the sunny grounds, past the medicinal herb garden, and approached the elderberry grove where his seven hives were placed and smiled.

The Inspired Tailor

Folded piles of cashmere lined the shelves of Nino's workshop, absorbing the sounds of his humming as he sewed buttons onto a green raw silk baby booty. He enjoyed this detailed handwork almost as much as negotiating a good price for his exquisite fabrics.
"I hope I'm not bothering you, Sir?"
"No, no, come in." It was a young lady holding some linen in her arms. Her dark hair was in two braids wrapped around her head.
"I need to have nightshirts made for my sons."
Nino wasn't accustomed to commissions from peasants. They all knew the basics of fabric construction, no matter how grotesque the results. He didn't know if she noticed his tariffs posted on the door and that he served a mostly privileged clientele.
"My boys are just growing so fast and I don't have time to make them myself. Just something basic, it shouldn't take too long on your part." she added.
"Good lady, I have a going rate of (and here he explained his rate plus commission on the final pieces.) He expected her to walk away but instead she set the linen on the low wooden table.
"Yes, fine."
"Have your boys come by for measurements."
She left with a small wave.
He set down the baby booty and touched the linen. It had been a while since he'd worked with something so coarse and he found himself looking forward to using it to create something so basic.
So the three boys came in the next afternoon, bringing in with them the smell of hay. The stitching on their leather shoes was frayed and their hair was mousy. When taking measurements around their torsos, "lift your arms," he smelled acrid perspiration. They carried on in free-spirited, bordering on witty conversation and he liked them. He pinned the scrawled measurements to the linen and put it into a compartment on a shelving unit, the last in a row of fifteen other folded fabrics, each with pinned dimensions on them.
"Angora petticoat,lime green satin brocade, velor piping: Donna Stolfino 120/90/130" he read on the fabric next in line.
He thought back to his visit to her villa where she stood proudly on an overstuffed ottoman as he measured her. The women he worked for were cloistered, neglected by their husbands, and called on him for something new to wear, to ask his advice and more than that, just to be looked at and listened to by a handsome man with good taste. He gave them what they needed, it was just good business sense. Donna Stolfino had a huge blubbery blob on her neck from goiter and horrendously bad breathe from what she believed was an interior tumor. She had never married although she inherited a fortune and put all of her love onto 'Pipsi' her black dog. She would fan herself when Nino arrived, always saying, "Oh, if you wanted to get this close to me, you should have just asked!" as he measured her.
He couldn't seem to muster the enthusiasm needed to begin her petticoat. What he did feel like doing, however, was making those boxy boyish nightshirts even though they were at the back of the line. He unfolded the linen, made some lines and realized that there would only be enough fabric for two.
He sent for a messenger to deliver a note to the mother of the three boys, asking her for more fabric, or suggesting they use white silk he had on hand for sleeves and hems, for an extra fee. The following evening, he got the return note:
"I have an old linen bed sheet that I will have Romano, my youngest, bring to you on his way home from helping with the hops harvest."
And the following day, an ironed bed sheet was brought by Romano who slinked in and out without a word, looking affected by an afternoon of inhaling hops odors. Nino opened the sheet on his work table and noticed some stains, all of which he could work around. Catching his eye also were some small embroidered letters in red in one corner. He put on his glasses to read the initials "F de'M.'
"de' Medici!" he said to himself. "The de' Medici family!"
He ran out into the street to see if Romano was still in sight and there he was, just exiting the bakery across the square. He waved to him, "Romano! Come!"
He sauntered over holding a honey bun.
"Are you a de' Medici?" he asked.
"No, sir, I'm a Lupino."
"But, there is is an initial on the sheet, 'F de' M', who is this?"
"Oh, that's my mother Flavia, who was a de' Medici, but then she married my father Lupino, a pirate turned peasant farmer."
Even though Nino understood that Flavia had fallen out of favor with her powerful relations by marrying a simple pirate-cum-peasant, he still saw his chance to open the doors to this admirable and influential family of Florence.
He threw the sheet away (after putting the initials clipping into his pocket) and got out his bolts of finest satin and set out to make the three boys the most beautiful and luxurious night shirts he could imagine.
He worked almost all night long in a wave of focused energy and he hung them up each on a wooden hanger after steaming them straight. All three were light blue satin, trimmed with ermine with embroidered egrets in flight around the ruffled necklines, tied around the waists with white velvet sashes.
He sent a messenger to the Lupino farm with a declaration that the commission had been fulfilled.
Two days later Flavia came in removing a coin purse from a beige crocheted shawl and put her hands to her open mouth when she saw a tired Nino standing proudly in front of the three shirts fit for princes.
She walked away without paying a single lira for the clothes carefully wrapped and placed in paper boxes.
Things happened quickly after that. Flavia wrote a most enthusiastic letter interspersed with little sketches of the night shirts to her brother Lorenzo with whom she was still very close. He in turn wanted something made for his wife Clarice for their summer solstice celebration. Nino produced an ethereal cobalt blue and turquoise ensemble that brought tears to Clarice's eyes. He was brought into the service of this dynamic couple, replacing the former tailor, a very old uninspired man just wanting to spend his last days in peace.
Nino felt like his 54 years of life were all a crescendo to this moment when the de' Medici's opened their life to him. He already belonged to this family, it was a natural merging. They were simple people living by an extraordinary code of ethics who loved to laugh. And they desired uncomplicated yet beautiful textiles for home and for wear that he created with joy. He, in time, was cordially introduced to philosophers, artists, scientists, astrologers, and soon understood why they had that age-old Greek saying engraved in the mantle of their library doorway: "know thyself." He thought this perhaps was the key to personal utopia.

Angels Wink

Susan left me speechless today and that's a hard thing to do. Her impish misconduct inspired the first line of my Utopian Ode.

Utopia may be only in my mind, however, it is a place where:

Angels have a sense of humor and even good Karma can be delivered with a wink.

The meek are not forced to inherit the earth with all its chaos and responsibility, but rather to tend the gardens of plenty, fulfilling their peaceful natures
.
Mistakes are not sins, but rather lessons in life, and consequences, while painful, result in growth and maturity instead of punishment.

God is not limited by wood and mortar, creeds and commandments, but can be seen in every crimson sunrise and sunset.

Miracles are not found in moldy pieces of bread, but rather in an arid dessert where rainbow colored flowers spring from the baron cacti.

Love is not earned. It is freely given by all, and anger is abandoned as it's power dissolves in the ripples of a child's laughter.

New Winter Banner

Not sure who put up the new DP banner but I have to say that I love it! From one who hates snow, this is a beautiful scene! I've been to busy to write or read much lately but am looking forward to checking out Parody's new piece tonight.

Feliz Navidad to all

Snowflakes and Oranges and Raindrops like Meteors

This is what I worked on all November. And December, up until now. Anyway, I haven't posted a damn thing here in ages, and I thought I should. Apologies for the Leukemia thing. It's a strange coincidence.

Oh, one more thing. It's long. Like, 7000 words long. In case you're short on time.

Like the most romantic of love stories, I met Emily in the spring. She had walked out of the theatre with all the other men and women from the performance of the evening. But I took no particular notice of her, nor anyone in the crowd. I hadn't counted on falling in love. Once I congratulated the few friends I knew in the show, I figured to be on my way.

Friends and performers gathered there, in the parking lot behind the theatre. Many left quickly, after-parties and alcohol calling them to rented duplexes long ago worn down by college attrition. I watched the crowd thin and the people scatter like pigeons from a jogger. Only the people around me lingered on. Some of them friends, but many more were unfamiliar. I strayed from the conversation and let my thoughts carry me away. I thought of spring in the northern states, and about how maybe I'd find a road into Canada where icy snowflakes still cling to fields and burgeoning, pea-green stalks of wildflowers push through the crystallized blanket of snow.

"Hey. We're going." Megan snapped her fingers in my face and brought my wandering thoughts back to the group.

"What? Oh, I thought I might just take off," I said. Sorry." I had been here for nearly a week. I hadn't been home for longer than I could specifically remember.

"Ha! No. Like you have somewhere to be. You're coming." Megan was an old friend. I didn't put up a fight, but, damn, I wanted get out. It'd been good to see friends, but these other people meant nothing to me, thought nothing of me.

Megan ushered me towards her car. Something warm began to grow deep in my chest. It tingled the heart. It could have been anticipation, but for nothing that I could think of. It could have been anxiety. It could have been rye whiskey sipped from my flask.

It was probably the whiskey.

Megan drove us out of town. I think we drove nearly an hour out of the city. She filled the car with words and stories and thoughts and I let my own mind float away. I walked down winding, narrow streets in Belgium -- where I'd been only a month before. Alleys so thin sometimes that I had to turn sideways if someone passed the other way. It was warm there, I remember. The kind of warm that settled on your skin and slowly sank through to the bone. I lay in the afternoon sun and imagined I felt the way a teabag feels when steeped in hot water.
I remember a man I met there, Georges, the painter, and his wife. They'd been married forty-seven years. I spoke a bit of French, and they spoke less English, but we got along fine. Inside their small townhouse, I found only this: paints and canvasses and works stacked and piled and hanging from every space leaving only jagged gaps over windows. Hanging from the ceiling were various spices and bare herbs drying on wires. Hidden between the tubes of oil paint and stacks of ivory canvas were wines, or breads, or cheeses wrapped in wax-paper. And floating in the spaces in between, in the halls, in the air, I was rejuvenated with their venerable love. I would breath deeply and it filled my lungs and lifted my thoughts. I was jealous for all they had. I would have stayed forever. My editor called me home. I can't sell books overseas.

"OK. We're here. This is Gabe's house."

Megan's voice. In Belgium? No, she wasn't there. She was in the driver's seat, talking to me. She had been talking about Gabe earlier. She said she didn't like him in that way, but she sounded jaded when she talked about his girlfriend.

Jealousy, but I didn't say anything.

I got out of the car. It was warmer out here, if only by a bit. The air tasted sweet. The promise of spring was tenuous, but, briefly, a smile found my face.

We arrived just after Gabe. He and another man were half-dragging, half-lifting a keg through the front door. It looked like we were the first ones there. I said to Megan, "It looks like we're a little early."

"Yeah. I told Gabe we'd be around to help out if he needed it."

Okay Megan. Whatever you say.

We walked inside. Ahead of me was the kitchen and the stairs to the basement where the keg was headed. To my left was the living room. I walked straight to the couch and sat down. I sipped from my flask. No sense waiting for the party. I could hear shuffling and thumping and expletives as the boys put the keg on ice. I think Megan was down there, too. I was the only one on the main level. I could've been past the twin cities by now. I sighed quietly. Minutes passed. I don't know how many. I stood up and slipped my shoes off and went downstairs.

A few more people were here than I had previously guessed. There were seven in the basement. They were setting up a beer pong table when I reached the basement floor. Six bare bulbs lit the room. There was no real ceiling, just plywood beams with criss-crossing wires and skeletal PVC pipes passing between. Shag carpeting covered the floor. There were too many couches and they were scattered about the basement at odd angles.

This was college. Fascinating.

For an hour or two, people arrived in earnest. I passed the time like a pinball, bouncing from group to group.
The alcohol kept better company still.

I eventually settled down on a couch with a guy I'd met once or twice before. He made small talk. I told him about strip clubs in Osaka. I don't speak a lick of Japanese. It was winter when I visited. It was cold enough to freeze the marrow in my bones. Emily joined us. She knew the other guy and they looked at each other and he excused himself to refill his cup and I didn't see him again.

"You look bored," she said.

I nodded. "Little bit."

"I'm Emily." She reached out with her hand and I shook it.

"Nice to meet you," I said.

"Yes it is."

There is no such thing as love at first sight, and if there was, we'd all mate for life. Thoughts and feelings are just too complicated. It's a special and beautiful burden on humanity.

Emily was close to making me rethink my conviction.

She wore skinny-jeans and a tangerine spaghetti-strap top under a white blouse. Her eyes were big and blue like campaign buttons. I turned slightly to face her. She was a student, but what did I do?
I told her about dropping out of school and traveling. I guess you can call me a writer.

Emily thought that was grand.

I told her it isn't as great as it sounds.

We talked easily, for a length of time I don't remember. When our conversation lulled, we stood up, together and wordlessly, and went outside. We sat down on the front step. Emily leaned into me and I slid my arm around her waist. We talked lightly, enjoying the first warm night in months. Here and there, between sentences, we kissed. Her lips were bittersweet and tasted like oranges. We went back inside. Emily had to leave. I lost the rest of the night in a flood of alcohol.

I awoke in a daze. The sun filled the window over the couch where I found myself in the morning.

My head hurt.

I sat up to pull the curtains closed, and I was blinded by glistening, white world beyond the window. So much for spring. A seamless cloak of snow concealed everything I could see. The pale blue sky is all that revealed the horizon. Houses popped up and dotted the landscape like candles on a cake. I lay down again and checked the time. It was only 8:30. No one stirred in the house. I wasn't even sure anyone else was here. I stared at the ceiling for a few minutes thinking about what to do. I didn't want to wake Megan, but I was ready to leave.
Breakfast. I needed food first. I got up and headed to the kitchen. I sifted through the freezer and found some frozen waffles. I put a few on a plate and stuck them in the microwave. I leaned against the counter waiting for the waffles to cook. Next to me was a pile of mail.

I can call a taxi. That'll get me back to Megan's where I left my car.

The microwave beeped. I grabbed my breakfast and searched the kitchen for a phone book. I found it above the fridge. I called a cab company and gave them the address printed on a bill from the heating company. I ate the waffles and waited for the cab.

***

Home was a three hour drive north if I used the interstate. Or I could make for South Dakota through county roads and blue-highways if I turned west.

I merged onto the northbound freeway. I justified going home because I knew I had uncollected mail that at this point is surely just being dropped in mounds on the front porch since the mailbox would have been filled weeks ago. I probably have bills to pay. I still wasn't sure exactly when I was home last. I'll have to ask the neighbors.

I pulled into my driveway shortly after midday. The snow had ignored convention and thinned as i traveled north until it had disappeared completely a few miles outside of town. I found my front porch oddly free of mail.

Had I asked someone to collect my mail?

Inside I found my mail stacked on the dining room table covering most of its surface. I saw a corner of my laptop left uncovered and I swept the assorted bills and coupon books off it and flipped it open to check my email. One hundred and twenty-seven unread messages. The third email from the top caught my eye. It was from Emily.

Someone knocked on my door. Damn it. Email will have to wait. I turned to go answer the door and nearly bowled over my neighbor, Mrs. Vandenbroeck. I guess her knock was just her hello. Mrs. Vandenbroeck was my adorable 82-year-old neighbor. She described herself as nearly-dead and tried as hard as she could to perpetuate the stereotype of the nice old lady who lives next door in the townhouse with tulips in the garden and geraniums in the window-boxes and a bird-bath and a sundial in an overgrown yard surrounded with a whitewash picket fence and somehow the sun was brighter and the air was warmer and birds sang prettier songs when you stood in her garden. When I was home my kitchen counter always had a plate of homemade muffins or cookies or brownies or any other dinner-spoiling dessert Mrs. Vandenbroeck would bake. Her husband died eight years ago. I think she missed him. I reminded her of him at my age, she often told me.
"I saw you come home and I thought I should bring you these cookies I made this morning since you haven't been home to eat all my other treats in six weeks or so now." She pushed the plate into me. "Careful dear, it's still a bit hot." Well, it was warm, but I don't think my hands were in danger of burning. Orange macadamia nut.
Easily my favorite.

"Has it really been six weeks?" I asked.

"Oh my, yes. Close to it anyway. I hadn't seen you in two or three weeks I figured I'd better start getting your mail, too, I hope you don't mind. And I didn't know where you put it normally so I just piled it here on the table and I hope that's ok-"

"Mrs. Vandenbroeck, you're rambling."

"Gosh, yes. I'm sorry, I just haven't had many people to talk to recently and since Susan moved to Florida there just aren't as many good people around here like there used to be."

"No, I guess not." I just let her keep on talking. She did bring me cookies. Big cookies. The plate only had eight or nine and I'm pretty sure the recipe says it makes two-dozen. I liked having Mrs. Vandenbroeck around. She was good company and told stories about growing up in the 30s and 40s -- when people still gave a damn, she said. But today there was an email from Emily waiting to be read and I just wanted her to leave.
She left eventually. About an hour later. I went back to my computer and clicked on the email. It read, "Hi," and skipped a few lines before: "Sincerely, Emily." It was simple and short and plain, but I read it and reread it a hundred times and found a thousand words hiding in the spaces in between.

I typed a reply. Dear Emily, Hello to you, too.

Sent.

I closed the laptop and went to the kitchen. My fridge, pantry, cupboards -- all devoid of food. The cookies on the table were the only food in the house. I grabbed my keys and a cookie and headed to the store. I stepped out the front door and saw the ambulance in Mrs. Vandenbroeck's driveway. Even though the EMTs were rushing the get the elderly woman into the back of the ambulance, I saw the scene as a tableau. Two men and one woman in blue jumpsuits with EMT written on the back in large, white letters. One man is holding the rear doors of the ambulance open. The other man and woman are posed, as if running, with the stretcher halfway down the front walk. The ambulance is backed onto the lawn, one of it's back tires in the garden crushing white and orange and yellow and red tulips.

And it was gone. The only evidence that anything was wrong was the indents in the lawn and the mangled garden. Her front door was half open.

***

Sometime while I had been shopping heavy clouds had moved in and let loose their sodden cargo. It rained steadily all the way home and through the afternoon and into the evening and when someone knocked on the door around nine that night, and I could not see it but I could hear the fat, slow-falling drops hit the ground with thicks and thlucks.

Standing on my porch was a woman in her late 40s or 50s. She didn't shift or uncross her arms when she spoke and her lips only moved in thin vibrations with her words. "I don't think we've ever met," she said after a moment. "I'm Helen's daughter."

"Helen?"

"Vandenbroeck."

"Oh, right. Of course."

"Anyways, she suffered a stroke." I didn't say anything. "She's been in a coma for a few hours now."

"Oh. Well, thanks. For telling me."

I shut the door and went to bed. It rained all night. Sometimes stronger, beating on the windows and falling off the eaves in sheets and it would wake me; sometimes weaker, faint kisses of rain, like walking though a heavy fog, but always, always raining.

I arose mid-morning. It was nearly as dark as the night before. The imposing clouds blocked most of the sunlight and the streetlights burned amber without enough light to shut them off. They illuminated the mistiness swelling above the blacktop and the whole block glowed orange as if lit by a fire beneath the streets.
I sorted bills and penny-mailers and LL Bean catalogs over coffee. Sometime later in the morning there was another knock at the door. It was Mrs. Vandenbroeck's daughter. She was standing in the same place and pose as the night before. I actually wasn't sure she had ever left. She looked at me with tired eyes. Color was markedly absent from her face besides bubblegum circles under her eyes.

The daughter said, "She's...passed." Her voice was distant, faint, like she was at the other end of an empty hallway and I was hearing the echo. "She wanted you to know."

"She wanted me to know?"

"Yes."

"She wanted me to know that she's dead." I repeated it. Unsure of how to take it or what to say.

"Yes," she squeaked.

I looked over my shoulder and back into the house as though something was going on and needed my attention. "I have to go," I told the daughter. I shut the door without saying goodbye.
I sat back down at the kitchen table and sorted mail and opened bills and drank coffee and re-sorted mail and sorted bills and finished another pot of coffee and checked and re-checked credit card statements and at eleven o'clock I went to bed.

***

I left Emily's apartment in the evening of the third day since I'd arrived. Wispy, high-altitude clouds drew spiderwebs across the sky. The sun was still too high to start changing colors and looked like a fuzzy, yellow cotton ball stuck in the web.

I had intended on staying here only one night. Emily had sent another email a few days ago and said that if I ever found myself back in town, I should let her know. Maybe we could get together. I told her that I would, that I could, coincidently, be in town in just a couple of days as I had some of Megan's things from her parents to deliver.

Whether or not I actually had a box of assorted things for Megan was not important.

I called Emily as soon as I passed the city limit sign on the highway.

The following days were furious in love and emotion. We exploited our transcendent affinity and transformed it into words as best we could. When we failed at that, we transformed it once again. On the second night we fell asleep to a violent thunderstorm that rattled windows and pulled trees until they whined. Our love had turned the gods to jealousy.

I decided to leave that morning. I woke up early. Emily didn't stir. I felt anxiety and nerves knotted in my chest. It was like someone had a grabbed a bundle of nerves in a clenched fist and was trying to pull it through my sternum. I wanted to run. I stayed on the edge of the bed, sitting, breathing rhythmically.

Emily woke up.

I told her I have to go.

She smiled like she understood. If you must.

***

I had my first short story published when I was seventeen. My second at eighteen, just before I graduated high-school. After two semesters at the University of Minnesota I dropped out, although I waited until I knew my novel would be published.

Prodigies don't go to college, I told my mother.

I didn't want to be in school anyway. There were thousands of places around the world that I wished to see and I saw no reason that pretentious institution that served no purpose besides taking parents' money to justify their children's existence should hold me back.

Am I cynical or just bitter?

Sent.

I was in Seattle and it was raining.

How stereotypical of you, Seattle.

I watched the wet world pass by through the window of the restaurant where I'd stopped for coffee and lunch. Nameless citizens walked back and forth on the sidewalk in drab raincoats under colorless umbrellas. The whole city was awash in grays and blacks.

I had wandered onto the set of a black and white movie.

As soon as I saw the Seattle skyline claw it's way over the horizon, it had started raining. The vibrant landscape was quickly drained of color. In the city I found a mom-and-pop sandwich shoppe that was everything the shining corporate coffee and restaurant chains of Seattle weren't. Complete with red and white checkered tablecloths and plain white dish-ware and pudgy waitresses that called you darlin'. I ordered a grilled cheese. It came buried under fries and grease, which I don't remember ordering, specifically. I washed it down with an orange soda.

Emily replied to my email within minutes like she'd been watching for my correspondence. She wondered if I had any regrets.

I don't think that I do. I wouldn't do it differently if I could. But sometimes I wonder where I am.
I closed the laptop and paid the check and I walked back to the car, soaked to the bone ten times over by icy rain.

How I ended up in Seattle, I don't really know. It offered less than I could offer it. But now I was on my way out, so I didn't dwell on my own weird idiosyncrasies. These big cities wear me out quickly. The ambivalence that humans are capable of is only perpetuated by the shoulder to shoulder living. It's impossible to think or feel when no one thinks or feels for you.

With no specific destination in mind, I drove north through British Columbia and at some point I figured to turn back east. Coincidentally that's where the highway took me. Through Whistler and around the northern side of a national park to Pemberton, I drove. Rarely did I pass another vehicle, only every few dozen miles. Onward, between mountains still buried in snow and fields trying to revive themselves after winter.
Lillooet, Cache Creek. I just kept driving. Nothing called for me to get off the road. Somewhere in there I found a campsite and slept for a few hours, then I was on the road again. As I approached Kamloops, traffic increased remarkably, seemingly all at once. What had been open road was now crowded highway, transformed in only a mile or three. I didn't want to explore the city again and I followed the first exit I saw off the freeway and into a town that I never got the name of but looked pleasant enough and had giant, fiberglass coffee beans outside so I had to stop.

The coffee-girl had no interest in small talk. Disappointing. I took a seat in an upholstered chair near the window, although there was not much activity to note outside other than the breaking clouds giving way to springtime sun. I flipped open the laptop.

Hello! I'm sad you left. oh well. i wish i could travel with you, but, alas, i have a degree to earn. They say that separation is good for a relationship. I dunno, i'm starting to have doubts about it because i dont think that whoever said that accounted for things like love no matter how young or incomplete. anyways I'm in a hurry so this is short.

emily

When I left her apartment she told me she loved me and I said it right back without thinking about it and hadn't thought about it until now, nor had I thought much of Emily. Perhaps separation is good for now I missed her awfully and for reasons I wasn't sure. I'd been gone only three days. Or maybe it was two. Well, no matter, because the point is I suddenly longed to be with her again and maybe that's how they define love. Perhaps the farther apart two of you are, the stronger you're pulled towards each other again and as my whole body tightened and my heart rate increased I was suddenly very hungry.
I went back to the counter and picked the biggest scone I could find in the case. I didn't respond to Emily's email. I finished my scone and didn't count on this town offering much of anything so I took my leave.
I continued eastward. I drove through more cities than I care to list and, truthfully, don't remember the names of more than two or three of them anyway. I spent nights in little roadside inns that, in Canada, offer none of the slices of Americana that you come to expect when traveling through the west in the United States. I didn't bother to stop in many towns unless I needed gas or food, but none of those town seemed ready to offer any answers so there wasn't a point, either. Somewhere in those days I had sent Emily an email. It was simple, short. I'm sorry I had to leave you, too. I'll be back. Once I find something to bring back with me. She didn't respond with her usual alacrity.

More time passed. I drove in circles. Or maybe back and forth on the highway. I don't know. Eventually I found myself in Winnipeg and I was walking down one of the streets and up another because I couldn't find my car and it might have been because I drank that fifth of whiskey last night with the men from the Winnipeg Gun Club but I felt like I hadn't slept in ten days so when the old man on the park bench called out to me that I looked lost I nearly fell over.

"No. No I know where I'm going," I told him.

"I didn't say you didn't know where you were going, I said you looked lost." It was either too early or too late for witticisms.

"I'm just going home." Oh, please just let me go.

"Not a bad idea. You don't look so good, eh?"

"I'm fine."

"Of course you are. You kids just keep on going. Night after night after night. You go ahead and go, but I'll tell you something. I know you ain't from here. You got that look of someone who don't belong. And I said you look lost 'cause it looks like you lost your heart. And you ain't gonna find it halfway 'round the world. They don't say home is where the heart is for nothing, eh?"

"Ok, thanks. Guy." I stumbled off.

Strange man in the park. I felt his eyes follow me down the road. Taxi. I fell into the backseat. There's a hotel close, right? Go there.

When I woke up I was in a hotel room quite a few stories above the street. My laptop was open, next to me, on the bed. I rubbed the grit out of my eyes and I saw an email from Emily displayed.

I'm sorry I haven't sent you anything this week, I've been busy wrapping up this semester. You haven't mentioned coming home, I know, but maybe you should. I just found out I'll be at camp all summer. I'm going to be a counselor at this wonderful camp in Ohio. You should visit before I leave.

The message was dated five days ago. I guess I hadn't checked my email in a while. There was another message from her in my inbox. It came in two days ago.

I guess you're not coming home. That's unfortunate. Why haven't I heard from you? I'm leaving in a couple hours. I'll try to call you or email you when I get the chance.

I love you.

Well, I'm nothing if not timely. I spent the week in the hotel room. I bought a bag of weed behind the hotel. I smoked it in the park. I learned nothing about myself.

I drove home from Winnipeg. I stopped outside of Fargo and slept for an hour or two. When I got home there was a package on my doorstep. Wrapped in brown paper and squarely tied off with twine it was either a bomb or a present. So I stared at it for awhile and ultimately decided to bring it inside figuring I hadn't made any enemies and had nothing to lose anyway. I cut the strings and tore off the brown-bag wrapping paper and sliced the packaging tape on the box and underneath all the packing peanuts was a gift from Emily: three leather-bound books containing the works of Poe. She had marked Annabelle Lee. She said it was her current favorite.

Three months went by; a summer lost. It rained a lot. When it didn't rain it was hot. The kind of hot that cooks you and squeezes you. The kind of hot that makes breathing arduous. Puddles that lingered were turned to steam and I think most of August was lost in a fog. I worked listlessly on a few ideas I had shelved for novels as I tried dismally to distract myself from her. But I failed at that, too. And it wasn't until August when summer began to wind down and fingers of cold autumn air started scratching at the dawn that I figured everything out. I didn't need the love and admiration of those around me. In fact, I didn't want it, wasn't looking for it. What I never had was someone to love and when I found someone to give it to, I was complete. When it was gone, or far away, or somewhere besides where I was looking, I was crazy and I was miserable. Home wasn't where my heart was, it was where Emily's heart was and even though she was hundreds of miles away, her heart was here, in the box with the books and for the first time I could say that I had finally come home.

It's amazing to spend your whole life running and searching for something unknown and to think it lies thousands of miles away around the globe, so I flew here and there and everywhere only to arrive at the destination I thought most improbable but turns out was exactly right, and here I am. Comfortable with myself once again.

***

Early September. I think it was Tuesday, or Wednesday morning depending on how you count the days. I rolled around in puddles of sweat all night and slept for only a few hours. I crawled out of bed not long after the sun was fully up. It was 78 degrees.

I walked into the kitchen and opened a bag of dark coffee and scooped out four scoops of grinds which is one more than I needed and I poured water in the back of the coffee maker and placed a mug on the counter so I could be ready when the coffee was done. On the other side of my street, prisoners from the county jail were dropped off for work release cleaning the trash from the creek bank. The orange jumpsuits of the convicts bobbed in and out of view as they poked at litter in the scrub.

I stepped out of the shower and dried off and patted down my hair. I pulled on shorts and a white t-shirt and went back to the kitchen and poured a mug of powerful coffee. I opened my laptop and a new document to write something, anything.

Nothing. I stared at a blank screen for two hours. A knocking at the door. My first visitor in months.

It was Emily.

Or, what I knew was Emily. She looked different, if I can be so bland. A faded, bleach-stained orange t-shirt and threadbare jeans hung loosely from her shoulders and hips. She looked thinner, or gaunt, or however you want to describe. Why should I bother coming up with new adjectives about the already-thin-girl-who-lost-weight-over-the-summer when I knew exactly why she was here and I just didn't want to say it?

She looked sickly. Her skin was pale and faded and, despite the golden, morning light, had a grayish quality.
I didn't say anything as I looked her over and neither did she and when eventually spoke is in a stage-whisper. She hadn't the energy, or maybe the desire, for more.

"I didn't go to camp," she said. "I'm sick. I was in the hospital. I have cancer."

Nothing. I said nothing. I was a man of words standing in the doorway of a house that was built by my propensity for linguistic entertainment! And I had no words for the woman I loved telling me she could see death with her wilting eyes. She stood on the porch, wavering, deteriorating.

"Um, that's...what?"

"I'm sorry. I couldn't tell you. Not then. I wasn't ready." Emily hugged herself as she talked.

"You should come in." I stepped aside and ushered her through. I held her elbow and lead her to the kitchen table. I poured coffee for the both of us.

The temperature and humidity climbed. Emily didn't look the least bit bothered. She looked dry and comfortable and somewhere in her listless eyes I caught flickers of dread and maybe there was a fearful shell hiding Emily from everything around her.

I felt like I was swimming. Sweat beaded on my forehead and temples. Emily's was fixated on the center of the table as if there was something there, but she couldn't focus on it.

"Cancer," said I.

She didn't say anything. The air got heavier, harder to breathe. It's too damn hot. Emily remained oblivious, discrete.

Thoughts rushed in and out of head, fleeting as quickly as they arrived and all the things I should have said never made it to the synapses for my mouth to actually speak. But the viscid air clogged my throat, so I don't think anything was coming out anyway.

"Leukemia," Emily admitted. "Acute T-cell Leukemia Lymphoma." Details, details, details.

Now my mind was blank. When it was suddenly real, where before it was just a theory, I had nothing to say. A pitiful "I'm sorry" escaped with a breath.

Finally she looked at me. She placed her hand lightly on my cheek. "It's okay. I'll come out alright." She smiled, and for a second her face lit up. I saw a glimpse of the Emily I met. The vivacious Emily.

She got up to leave.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Back. To the hospital, I guess. I still have treatment."

"Right, yeah. Of course you do." I looked down, at my coffee. I thought if we were coffee, I was the beans and she was the filter. I added, "You can't stay."

She put her hand on my shoulder. It felt cool through my shirt. "No. I can't. Sorry."

Emily kissed my forehead and left the house. I jumped up to chase after her, but I was too slow. She was already in her car and leaving the driveway. I don't know what I would've said had I caught her anyway.

***

It was November when I saw Emily again. She called me, told me I should visit. There was a strain in her voice, an urgency, a longing. I could be there in just a couple hours.

It was a windy afternoon. I drove through tornadoes of caution-tape yellow and tangerine leaves as I headed for the highway. The sun that streamed through the windows of my home and warmed my mood and the sky was slowly covered by thin clouds as I drove south until it was an edgeless white sheet overhead.

Emily was in the hospital. I don't know if she'd been there all these months or was recently admitted or somewhere in between. I hadn't asked because I really didn't care and probably didn't want to know. All that mattered was the present and presently I was pulling into the parking lot to a monstrous hospital that dominated the beleaguered sky. The only parking spot I found was next to a custom painted micro-bus of a scene with a fiery sunset where beatniks smoked dope in silhouette.

Inside the hospital at the information booth I got Emily's room number, since I guess that's where they keep that sort of info. She was on the third floor and the hallways were filled with people pulling IV racks or clipboards or boxes of tongue depressors so I skipped the elevators and took the stairs where breathing room was more easily obtainable.

Emily's room was easy enough to find. It was at the end of a hallway and a bit farther away from its neighbor than the other rooms. It was a corner room with an extra window, which would have been nice but this particular corner room looked out and across the roof of another wing of the hospital and into a parking structure. If you stepped back from the window so whole the scene filled the glass, everything was gray and beige and looked like a pretentious modern art installation and I didn't find it particularly inspiring towards life and living.

Emily lie in the bed and she smiled at me. I smiled at her.

She was quiet.

Pale.

Distressed.

Emaciated.

Except for the machine that measures your heart beat, Emily was free of the tubes and patches and electrodes that I expected. She was bald. She was beautiful. A bouquet of yellow and red chrysanthemums wilted on the bedside table.

"It's nice to see you," she said.

I smiled. "Yeah. You too."

"I didn't think you'd come."

"Of course. I said I would."

"Yeah, but I wasn't sure you could." The smile faded from my face.

Silence, again. But this time nothing really needed to be said. A minute or ten passed. "You're bald," I said.
Emily laughed. I hadn't heard her laugh in half a year. "I've been bald for a while. I had a wig on when I went to your house a couple months ago."

We wandered through a conversation of our earlier lives, talking about this time and that kid from when we were children or teenagers and how we meet different people but nothing really changes and this time and that kid happened again when we were twenty-somethings. Only the circumstances were different.

I was there some time less than two hours. Emily started to drift off, drugs or weakness pulling her down to sleep. The soapy whites of her eyes disappeared and reappeared behind heavy eyelids. Most people get to leave the hospital when they feel better. I had rock in my stomach and my head was swimming as I crossed the parking lot to find my car.

I drove back home. To the home I once knew. I'd say out of habit, but my habit is more about avoiding home, it seems. I guess to say "I drove home" would be to say "I drove in the most opposite direction of my residence that I could determine." So what I meant to say was, "I drove to the house that I own the mortgage on" and that's where I found myself a few hours later and I'd figured out what home meant and it didn't mean that anymore so now, at the kitchen table, I had no frivolous nuances of my life to contemplate and I had no choice but to think about Emily again. Her semester would be over in a few weeks, she was supposed to graduate. In January I was taking her across an ocean -- which one, I wasn't sure. Europe or Russia or India or Australia or Africa. We would find someplace new and get so far lost we wouldn't know black from white and that's when we'd find the locals that would teach us how life was to be lived.

And now it didn't matter. Emily didn't tell me she was dying; I could see it just the same. But when I left her room, an attendant put a hand on my shoulder and I nearly punched him because I didn't want to admit that death was watching from the far end of the hall.

Merry Christmas...from Jeff!

I think if you click on the image, it'll appear larger. :) Glad tidings to you all.

Porch of Paradise

"Ain't it somethin' ma?"

"What's that dear?"

"The sunset."

"Yes. It is quite lovely."

"Ah. It really is somethin'."

If only he could tell her what he was truly feeling at that time. Caught in a moment of deep peace and reflection; surveying his life, his dreams, his accomplishments. As he methodically rocked on his front porch, he felt a sense of absolute peace and comfort he had never experienced in all his life.

"Have you heard from Johnny?"

"I talked to him last week."

"Did he say anything about paying us a visit?"

"Yes. He and Michelle are bringing the kids over this weekend."

A smile crept to his face as he continued to rock while the golden sun slowly dipped behind the horizon. Though he didn't necessarily show it, he loved it when his son came to visit. His grandchildren, too, were a greater joy than he ever could have imagined. He may not have been the best father, but his son turned out to be a fine man; and for that, he was proud.

"I'm thinkin' I should mow tomorrow."

"Oh? Didn't you just mow the other day?"

"Yeah. Well, I see some areas that are startin' to need it."

"That's fine dear, it does look like it could use a trim."

He didn't want to retire, but he was put in a position where he really had no other choice. He made a good honest living for nearly fifty years and always planned to work until he could no longer do the job. He was afraid to not work; he didn't know what he would do with his time. He tried to keep himself busy with odd jobs around the house, picked up a hobby or two, and dedicated himself to maintaining a well kept lawn. He's been a better husband since his retirement, now he wonders how he got anything done when he was working sixty hours per week.

"Do we have any of that pie left?"
"Yes we do. Would you like for me to get you a piece?"
"Nah. I'll get one myself when I go in for the night."

"Alright dear. You're right, it really is a beautiful sunset."

He couldn't ask for anything more, yet, he never knew this is what he wanted. He had no regrets, though. He was able to provide for his family, put his son through college, and was now able to reap the benefits of his hard work. He was still on the front porch when his wife walked up next to him, handed him a piece of pie and gently kissed him on the cheek. He looked at her, stared deep into her eyes, and felt a swell of emotion from deep within his soul.

"I love you."
"I love you too."

December Topic

Utopia. Paradise. These are your dreams of what it is to be a perfect society. Many writers can write in length about the woes of our world, for these things are the easiest to relate to - our world seems to be one of eternal struggle and suffering as Gandhi might have put it. But isn't the role of a writer to provide an escape? Should we contend ourselves with our condition? Give us your version of paradise, take us for a trip, a ride if you will and give us a utopia. It is sometimes the hardest thing for a writer to do, describe what they want, their fancy, their dreams, their ideals...so I ask quite a bit of you, but that is December's writing topic.

Short novel entry

There he was again, anxiously springing through the front door; announcing his arrival with tremendous glee. Henry gave his grandma a gentle hug, and then playfully flipped his shoes off by the front door. Henry loved spending his summer days at Grandma Elsa's country home; though he didn't spend much time indoors while he was there. As the warm summer days started to wind down, and the prospect of starting sixth grade became an ever greater realization, Henry did not want to waste a single moment of his summer vacation. With increasing thoughts of sitting at a cold metal desk, agonizingly watching the second hand's torturously slow ticks, Henry knew he had to have one last adventure before school started.

Crystal Clear Chapter one / Dinner Time

Crystal stared at her mother across the dinner table, searching for a sign that she was conscious of what was going on in the bathroom down the hall. A grimace, perhaps a single tear, anything to indicate her awareness; but there was nothing. Her mother continued to carry the food from her plate to her mouth as if oblivious to the chaos around them.

Crystal silently pleaded. "Where are you mom? I know you hear them. Make it stop. Please make him stop."

Again, nothing, only the scrape of utensil on plate and her own sobs bubbling up from her throat.

She could hear her sister, Amy's, pitiful cries as she struggled to breathe, while swallowing the water their father forced down her throat. Only when she vomited was she allowed to stop drinking long enough to catch a breath. Then once again made to drink and drink and drink. She'd been locked in the bathroom with him for twenty long cruel minutes as he drilled her on proper dinner etiquette. Her crime had been gulping her milk too loudly at the dinner table. In her mind, Crystal could not see how such an indiscretion could warrant so cruel a punishment. Dad had dragged Amy by the hair, jerking her from the dinner table, sloshing a pitcher of water and headed for the bathroom. He'd been forcing her to drink ever since. All the while Crystal and her mother continued to sit before their dinner plates acting as if this were a normal family meal.

In some ways it was. Amy was not the only one who occasionally needed correction. Crystal carried her own scars from a lesson in table manners . Dad had taught her never, to use her fingers to push food onto a fork. His method of teaching had meant a quick trip to the stove where gravy bubbled in the frying pan. Crystal's hand had been shoved down into the brown sauce and held there until her screams assured him she would never make the same mistake again. As painful as that lesson had been, it was nothing compared to this; hearing Amy's cries and being unable to rescue her.

At last her fathers rage subsided and he stopped the torment as quickly as he'd started. Without saying a word, he and Amy headed back to the dinner table, sat down quietly, and continued their meal as if nothing had taken place.

Crystal's mother glanced up at her husband and said, " For dessert I made peach cobbler. Won't that be nice girls?"

November Novel Excerpt.....

He had his back to her. She looked at his coarse flannel shirt tucked into his overalls that were snug around his flat, square bottom. She wondered how she could stay with him for another minute. He turned around after flipping an egg, the wooden spatula in his hand, and smiled and her. Cigarette stained teeth. Or maybe it was just the putty-like plaque on top of them that was stained. If only he'd brush them, she could really know.
The eggs smelled burnt and her stomach turned. It smelled like her childhood neighbor's house where she'd pass every morning before school to fetch her classmate Veronushka who was never outside waiting for her as she ought to have been.
She wondered if being with Benji was actually better than living back in Russia. Yes, she'd married Benji. "Benji," she said to herself,"my husband's name is Benji!" The whole situation suddenly seemed ridiculous. She pulled off her heels and put her feet up on a wicker kitchen chair.
She'd lost her true love anyway years ago. Life after that had been one large joke. Oh yes, a real man's love was glorious and golden, mythic and silent. She had been enmeshed in a scintillating net of warps of love from him, love for him, love for herself, and wafts of love from the world, love for the world. But then he left her. But he was still with her. He still walked beside her, she felt his gallant stride. She asked him in whispers for his advice and he blew warm truth in her ears. There was a thick cord connecting his heart to hers, pumping a constant halo around them both. But, he wasn't for her, anyway, she thought. Men like that belong to no woman but to all women.
She stared at Benji, the eggs hissing, as he let salt fall on them from his dirty fingernails and she threw her head back and laughed.

Time to be a critic.

Go to i swear i'm not like bob crane and follow instructions. You're all ar-tists - I need your opinion. Either comment on that blog or email me. Thanks.

November Topic

Inspired by Katie's November National Novel Writing Month post, this month's topic is to 'novel write!' Come on, Ditalini Pressers, let's join in on the fun!

Origami No. 24. "autumn".

A birch grove in Whitnall Park, Greendale, Wisconsin.

November is WHAT??!

November is here again! And that means NOVELS! November is National Novel Writing Month for those of you who aren't already aware. Thousands of participants create an online account on Nanowrimo.org where you can track your daily writing progress and feel a sense of community and support from the other participants. This is not a contest with one grand prize. Nanowrimo is a fun celebration of the writer and his/her world and process. The challenge gives you a chance to find out how disciplined you really are, and just how creative you can be. The Nanowrimo goal to set is to write 50,000 words by November 30th. I didn't succeed last year, so I'm going to give it another go this November! Hope to see you all there! (cuz that much writing is sure to be lonely).

Here is a video that gives you some tips on the month and what to expect!

November Topic?

Imprimatur was signed up for the November topic. She is the 27 year old daughter of my boyfriend and she is currently fighting for her life with advanced , acute, aggressive T-Cell Leukemia Lymphoma. Makes all of my little aches and pains seem pretty frivolous. Are there any volunteers out there willing to fill in for Imprimatur this month?

"Shipshit."

My compound word. I always thought this would make a great freight company name. What does it mean? Means 'we ship anything'. Am I doing this correctly? How 'bout, the opposite of "shipshape"? "Shipshit".

OK - subtopic to this subtopic. If you have a better definition for "shipshit", offer it up now.

Compund Creations

1.) ImageGlider
2.) bookshift
3.) giftshift

The Transformation of Betsy

Heavens to Betsy! Betsy-Wetsy! Betsy. Her name is Betsy. Her mom, like the moms of all the other Betsys her age, named their Betsys after the fragile, dainty, darling Betsy McCall doll. Betsy - the perfect name for a fragile, dainty, darling girl . . . but most definitely not the perfect name for her. Fragile? Try frumpy. Dainty? Try dumpy. Darling? Try grumpy. Lumpy. She often overheard the hushed behind-her-back sniping: Frumpty-Dumpty. Look at what she’s wearing. Frumpity-Grumpity. Why is she never happy? Lumpity. Frump. Why doesn’t she do something with her hair?

The last time Betsy used her oven was when the heating coil burst into a small flame and the glow snaked along the length of it, even after she pulled the plug. The next morning, cool to the touch, the snapped pieces of coil resembled a pile of tubular, crispy lava. Losing patience with faulty appliances, she pulled the plug on her microwave oven and toaster oven as well, and pulled out her under-used, under-appreciated fondue pots. Who needs any type of oven, when two fondue pots will do? One for the cheesy main course, the second for the chocolaty dessert course. Gooey cheese, dip, dip. Sticky-sweet gooey chocolate, dippity, dip. Dippity, dippity . . .

Over time, partaking of these twin indulgences, day in and day out, soon enough layered Betsy’s form, but she was never warm. She contrived to layer herself in clothing; tanks, tees, tops, turtlenecks, pull-overs, and zip-ups, in every imaginable shade of wash water. Finishing with her trademark dull gray cowl-neck raglan sweater-coat, yet she was never warm.

Instead of regular exercise, Betsy regularly ignored her ImageGlider exerciser. She felt guilt-ridden and full of self-loathing every time she looked at it, so she kept the guest room door closed so she wouldn’t accidentally catch a glimpse of it. One night, insomnia and chills at their worst, she thought she might as well use the damn thing, if only to generate some heat. Pulsating light emanated from under the door of the guest room and as she entered she heard the machine whisper her name. As she clambered aboard, she noticed that the aqua read-out screen spelled WELCOME B-E-T-S-Y in bold, black, block letters. Picking up words of gentle encouragement, she picked up speed. As she ran, the screen came alive showing images of her possible future. Faster, faster, farther into the future she was shown. She ran for hours, generating more and more images, waking up in bed the next morning, confused. She ran again that night.

Betsy ran nightly, the ImageGlider's siren call growing louder, irresistible. One night, the screen read WELCOME B-E-T-T-Y. Could she possibly live with the name Betty? Yes, of course, she could and she hoped that Betsy was done and gone for good. Betty seemed to her a stronger name; gaining strength, she ran. Cooling down in reverse, the screen showed B-E-T-S-Y yet again and she was shocked to see images of her chunky past revealed. Chunkity, chunkity . . . She sped forward to escape the sight, waving goodbye to her past, running, striding, gliding to images of her future.

WELCOME B-E-T-T-Y, night after night, until she felt a new vibration throughout as she became Betty. She is Betty. The layers dropping, she takes her woolen sweater-coat to the dry cleaner, never returning to pick it up. Impulsively, she gives her television set to a family she heard about on the local news who was devastated by a flash flood. She joined an experimental multi-cultural dance troupe. She lost the ability to gossip, and gained the ability to say just the right words to help someone feel better. She kept a single fresh flower in a cut-glass vase on the impromptu altar she arranged in front of the guest room window. She repositioned the ImageGlider so she could catch the starlit breeze coming through the window as she ran, providing a coolness she craved. Continually watching the images on the screen served as REM, eliminating her need for sleep.

One night, the screen-greeting proclaimed WELCOME B-E-T-T-E. What happened to Betty? Gliding in reverse as fast as she could, she caught up with her, Betty’s image on the screen appearing in sepia tones. Like a scene from a forties movie, Betty wore a hat and trench coat, her image fading away with one long, wistful, backward glance. Bette. A more distinctive name, sophisticated, worthy. She must become worthy. Run, run, run to her future. She is Bette as the ImageGlider initiated her further into the ways of luminosity. The word "focus" becomes her mantra as she plays with energy, luminescence and form. She cleared her closet of items reeking of khaki or camo, and revved up her sewing machine. Favoring palettes of pastels and brights, patterns of lilting florals and subtle geometrics, she styled fashions influenced by regions of India and Greece. She performed a whole-house bookshift, giving to the Annual Book Drive without bothering to check for signature, inscription, or forgotten bookmark. She authored a book of her own with the double entendre title: Becoming. Once, finding the guest room unusually dim, she performed an energy-scan, discovering the water in the vase had evaporated to a dangerously low level. Refilling the vase with water to its original line set things to rights, resuscitating the room.

WELCOME B-E-L-L-E, this time her name change is a smooth transition. Belle's skin had taken on an ethereal translucency, defying ethnic origin. Her nail tips sparked and sparkled, revealing her current auric hues. She wore her fast-growing hair in a soft updo, its color that of fine champagne. She giftshifted the trinkets and treasures she had received over her lifetime, taking pleasure in finding new, more appropriate homes for each, including her fondue pots; she thrived easily on an occasional cheese puff or chocolate kiss. She twirled on one toe for sheer delight. She tuned in to the wonder-filled thoughts of others swirling around her: Wish I could wear clothes like that! Is she always this happy? Her hair is gorgeous!

Belle donated her sewing machine to the local middle school. She took up weaving.

Breakers of nostalgia hit Belle without warning late one night. Awash with emotion, in a frenzy, she scoured the ImageGlider screen to find Betsy. Speeding in reverse, brushing first past the images of Bette, then Betty, she finally found Betsy sitting on the edge of the sofa, struggling in spite of her bulk, to tie her shoes. Looking at the image of Betsy from this vantage point, she could only feel fathoms-deep, overwhelming compassion for this tormented soul. How could she have ever hated herself so? Why hadn’t she shown herself even half an ounce of kindness? The name Betsy, after all, did carry the vibration of BE and YES. But that T in the middle was like a cross, a weighty cross to bear. Belle knew in that moment that she couldn’t be Belle without having been Betsy. Gathering and cradling Betsy unto herself, she was thenceforth known as Betsy-Belle: YES. BE. BEAUTIFUL.

With best wishes, Betsy-Belle gave her beloved ImageGlider to the next person who greeted her with genuine warmth.

Fully integrated, Betsy-Belle timed her exit to coincide with the first new moon after the summer solstice. Concentrating her form, she slipped through the guest room window screen as a pinpoint of light. Once through, anyone chancing to glance up would have seen the brilliant, expansive flash of a nighttime rainbow phenomenon fill the sky. Later, they came looking. The curious who had previously spurned her and those few who had always loved her came looking. They found her home empty, save for a long, silky scarf, finely hand-woven of her abundant, shimmery locks.

NOTE: The use of the phrase "forgotten bookmark" was inspired by and pays homage to Michael Popek of the ever-intriguing site: Forgotten Bookmarks.

Rippling Sky

"You have got to be kidding me!"
"No! Look! Right over there! Don't you see it?"
"Stop it, Alan! You know I hate it when you do this kind of stuff."
"Sorry, Sarah. I was just having a little fun. But wouldn't it be cool if we saw a real UFO?"
"Cool? More like terrifying."
"Whatever."
"What, you really think if you really saw one, you would be excited? I would pee my pants."
"Sissy."
"Don't 'sissy' me, Alan! You can honestly say you wouldn't be the least bit freaked out?"
"I don't know. I mean, I've always wanted to see one. I just think it would be neat."
"Well, I don't."
"Fine."

"What was that? Did you see that, Alan?"
"What?"
"Didn't you see it?"
"What!?"
"It was almost like the whole sky just shimmered."
"Shimmered?"
"Yeah. It was like a ripple went through the whole sky."
"Shut up."
"I'm serious!"
"Did you pee your pants?"
"Stop it. I can't believe you didn't see it!"
"I must've been looking at something else."
"What else could you have been looking at? It's like all we can see is the sky."
"Well, I didn't see it, Sarah."
"Why are you acting so strange, Alan? Is something wrong?"
"No. Nothing's wrong."
"I don't believe you."
"Fine."

"You still there?"
"Yes, Sarah, I'm still here. Where would I go?"
"Just checking, it's almost like you weren't there for a minute."
"Why, what's wrong?"
"Nothing. I just feel funny...different."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know. Something's strange, I don't feel normal."
"Why don't we just count the stars?"
"No. Something's wrong. Maybe I just need something to drink; could I have the water?"
"Hmm, I must have drunk it all, but I have this."
"Where'd you get that? What is it?"
"Some new energy drink I picked up at the store the other day. Try it, it's supposed to be pretty good."
"No thanks."
"Try it. I've heard good things about it."
"I said I don't want it."
"Fine."

"Did you feel that?"
"Sorry?"
"It was almost like a little earthquake."
"Maybe it was, Sarah, you should go back to sleep."
"I was sleeping? I need to be getting home! What time is it? … There it is again! Look at the sky!"
"Sarah..."
"Oh my God! The sky! It's...what is happening?!"
"Sarah..."
"I feel like I'm moving! Alan! What's happening to me?! The sky is breaking! It's disappearing!"
"Sarah...you're leaving."
"Leaving! Where am I going?"
"Don't worry; you're going to be alright, it doesn't usually happen like this."
"Alan!"
"You'll be fine."

"Alan..."
"Sarah!"
"Alan...what just happened?"
"That's what I want to know! Where have you been?"
"What do you mean where have I been?! I’ve been with you!"
"No you haven’t! I was talking to you one minute and then it was like you just disappeared. I thought you were mad at me for talking about UFO's."
"Alan! Look!"
"No way!"
"Could it be?"
"I think I just peed my pants."
"Do you think?"
"I gotta get out of here! What if it comes down and gets us?"
"I think it already did."
"You mean...that's where you think you went??"
"Yeah..."
"Why aren't you freaking out?"
"I don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know!? You think you were just in that thing, yet your acting like nothing happened!"
"Oddly enough, I feel fine."

The Soldier and the Gypsy

He grew up with the unpolished marble bust of the Emperor in his family's red veranda. He saw him on every coin and in every city square, hand on orb, divinely proportioned, a balanced stare. He'd never met him or saw him, but he loved his leader so honest, intelligent and spiritual.
One day when he grew very tall, very fast, his father told him his time had come to serve his military duty. He placed in his son's hands a small bronze pin of a flame he himself had worn during his own service. The boy cried, vulnerable under his father's gaze, knowing this was initiation.
After two years of training in weaponry, stamina, and strategy, he was sent to the Empire's mutable Eastern borders and in time, he found that he liked the life of a soldier. He felt elemental and strong. He knew war had always been and always would be and he formed an idea that he and the other soldiers were conduits for the gods, and he was to allow the inevitable, warring passions of Earth to work through him for the greatest outcome of all. Whenever he felt like he couldn't take another step, or felt dizzy with hunger, he'd say: Stay empty, empty, its an honor to host this transfiguring force.
The troupe reached their oriental destination on a windy starry night. They were greeted by a camp guard who related an atrocity that took place several days back with a soldier and a gnarled gang of rabid wolves that trailed in behind the wheels of the gypsy caravans that had just set up camp.
The boy unfastened the flame pin from his pocket and slept with it in his hands.
The soldiers started to work right away on building a proper encampment wall and spent their days hauling stone in from a half-demolished mosque to the north.
Days passed, working hard, eating little, idle evenings, and one particular night, a song.
They boy heard it because the wind was blowing just right and his curiosity led him to the source. He saw in a grassy clearing just next to the gypsy camp a fire, tickling the tiered skirts of a black haired woman twirling and singing. Her voice was an incantation and her many golden bangles flicked sparks from her limbs. He felt a chill of something chaotic in his blood, like when he first saw a hyena, that bristly, muscled opportunist, devour a carcass.
The following two nights he heard her out in the field again, along with two male voices. The third night, his head throbbing, he tramped over to the firelight and met her glossy black, kohl-lined eyes. Two men in leather pants held bottles in the shadows behind her. He asked her to please let Morpheus do his work.
She told him to leave in a series of shouts in her language and said she had always done exactly what she felt like doing.
And it was true. She once lived for four years in a cave alone, learning the secrets of mushrooms. She slept during the day and lived poetry at night. She had six children (she thought) and while others gathered around the table to eat, she scoured the earth for bird's feathers. She concocted hallucinogenic elixirs and she never took time to reflect or get too serious about anything.
He concluded that this gypsy was an incarnation of all that his dear temperate Emperor was against and prayed the gods would show her the virtues of duty and civility.
At daybreak as the men wiped the morning dew from their faces, the Sassanids struck, slayed them all, destroying their stone wall and reopening the border.
The gypsy woman traipsed through the military camp, stepping over bodies, still steaming with warmth, collecting whatever she felt like she wanted, things the Sassanids missed. She left with an urn of oil, a sac of flour and two stained woolen coats, all loaded into the bed of a shield that she pulled like a sled behind her, humming a Vedic melody.

Compound word sub topic

As an empty nester (for many years) I now have a "virtualchild" That is an offspring who has flown the coop and only communicates via facebook and text.

One more...... how about "purraffection" That would be the perfect way our kitties show their love for us!

My Compound Creation

For October's Subtopic on creating a new compound word, I chose to come up with "Robebliss". This word represents the blissful feeling you get while wearing a favorite robe. :)

Julie in the Rain

Here is my June topic that is way late. Oh my! Luke, I would like to say that I loved your topic and I feel crazy just now getting to it. But I'm working on catching up with all of the Ditalini topics.

Julie was "bored to death" as she liked to say, and she hadn't a car to travel. She began calling friends and family to visit her while her Lexus was in the shop down the road. Her car was her baby - without it she was beginning to feel a lot like a child.
"Tom? This is Julie. Hey. Are you and Patricia busy today? What've you got going on?" She was frantic with the address book, wondering how she had so many people listed within it but so few of those names were people she wanted around. Julie was in need of some new friends. Exciting ones.
Just as Julie reached for her coffee mug to get a refill, she heard tapping on the far kitchen window. "What?" She exclaimed out loud. As she shuffled her stocking feet to check out the noise, a fierce wind threw a plastic flower pot at the house and an incredible rain pummeled the glass pane. She stood in wonder at where this sudden storm had come from. "Argh!" She stomped her right foot and on the way down hit her toe on the table leg. "This day couldn't get any worse! Oh my God!" Julie felt like her day would be best spent in bed with some sleeping pills. "Just let it end." She began to walk toward her bedroom with a "Home & Away" magazine she'd already read through years ago, when she heard a faint knock on the door. Her eyes widened and her ears started to tingle. "Could it be? Someone has answered my call? Oh Angel!" She whipped the magazine onto the floor and skipped over to the door expected to see a familiar face. She threw the door back and there was someone there alright, but might unfamiliar. "Hello, could you spare some dollars for the Wildlife fund at my school? I'm sorry to bother you." A small thin girl stood there completely drenched with her knees clasped together and shaking. "What are you doing in the rain?" Julie asked in a sour tone. "I thought you were someone else."
"Well, the rain just hit ma'am, and I didn't foresee it coming."
"If you'd like to get warm then come on in. But I don't have any bills. Just change."
"I can make it home alright. I'll just wait on the porch til it passes. My fundraiser form says to not go inside."
"Hell girl! You're going to freeze. I have a warm couch just inches away! Come in please, I'd hate for you to get sick."
"Alright ma'am."
The girl entered the warm home and felt instantly better and surprisingly comfortable. "You have a nice home."
"It's really nice right now!" Julie laughed. "I was cleaning up this morning for guests."
"Oh! I didn't realize. I should definitely be going then."
"No dear, just sit down... here is a towel for you. Dry off."
"Are they not coming over?"
"Not today. No one could make it. So what's your name?"
"I'm Claire. I go to school at Middlemonte. I can't believe how cold it got, my mom might be worried. Can I call her from here?"
"Of course, I'll get the phone." Julie grabbed the portable and handed it to Claire, who was now wrapped in a giant towel sitting on the edge of the couch. Claire began to dial.
"Momma? I'm at a lady's house. I was in the rain and she invited me in." Claire paused for a moment, and then put her palm on the talking end. "My mom wants to talk to you."
Julie took the phone and spoke, "How are you! My name is Julie."
"I'm just fine. Is Claire alright?" The mother sounded quite jovial for asking a concerned question.
"Claire is warming up, she'll be fine. I couldn't believe the weather. Just hit us out of nowhere."
"Right. It was intense and I realize Claire hadn't gotten very far but she has all those papers to carry and I'd hate for her to ruin them. Sorry for the inconvenience of having her."
"It's fine, really. Just one of those sorry, kind of drab days anyway. I wasn't busy." Julie looked up at Claire who was trying to separate her fundraiser brochures to lay them out on the floor to dry.
"Well, I'll be over to pick up Claire. Where are you? I actually was supposed to be somewhere so I might need to leave now." The mother's voice was calm and relaxing to Julie's ears. She liked this woman.
"I'm on Fallbrook and Vestin, right on that roundabout. You know the gray barn by the road? That's mine."
"I've seen it! Thank you ..." the mother paused.
"It was Julie."
"Oh, that's right. Great. Thank you Julie. My name is Reba."
"Like the singer." Julie gave an awkward laugh. "Ok I'll be seeing you then."
"Bye Julie."

Julie walked to the front door and checked to make sure the gray barn was still in the front yard. Only minutes later, she watched as a small yellow sports car pulled into the drive. Out walked a vibrant woman dressed in a beautiful beige dress that extended to her ankles. Her hair was pulled back and there were sparkly barrettes on each side of her head. Julie noticed that Reba had a very youthful walk. "Hey there!" Julie yelled from the front porch. "Looks like the rain subsided a bit just for you!"
Reba laughed and gently brushed the light wetness from her shoulders. "I'm all dressed up, I know!"
Just as Julie went to open the front door to get Claire, the door opened up and Claire outstretched her arm with the towel. "Thanks for that." Claire smiled and waved timidly to her mother.
"Going somewhere fancy?" Julie asked Reba.
"I think I'm a little overdressed. My best friend Shiela gave a book reading last week, and she's throwing a party to celebrate. We're all very excited for her."
"Oh wow! That's incredible. What an inspiration." Julie felt a tinge of envy, as she had wanted to get published for almost a decade. "What is the book?"
Reba took ahold of Claires shoulders and began to rub them. " "Monkey in the Middle'. It's a memoir."
Julie almost dropped to the ground. She knew the book. "You're kidding me right?! That book is amazing! I just read it!"
"Oh my goodness! Isn't that something?!" Reba smiled and looked at Claire.
"That is strange." Claire sayed softly.
"Hey! Why don't you come to the party with us!" Reba looked back at Julie.
"What?!" She laughed heartily. "I would be so out of place, not to mention what I'm wearing!"
They all chuckled together and then Reba said, "I'm already late, and she said I could bring a friend. I think it would be a lot of fun. I don't really know any one else there."
"Really?! You really don't mind?"
"Not at all. Go get dressed!" Reba nudged.
Julie ran quickly inside and changed clothes. She was so excited! "This might just be the start of a great friendship." She thought to herself as she looked into her bedroom mirror. She smiled as she grabbed her purse and dug for her lipstick.
"I'm coming!" She yelled to Reba and Claire. "I'm just going to put the towel in the dryer!"