Tuesday, May 18, 2010

x marks the spot

x is as at home hovering above the environs of the outer planets as manifesting as treasure, Earth-deep, and might be found anywhere, at any spot in-between. x took a tumble one day and was given a hand up by +. Tumbling together ever since, x and + happily shine the combined light of their eight-point star, splitting up to do stints in complex mathematical equations only when absolutely necessary.

x and + have discovered that making or even hearing the statements 'I'm so tired.' and 'I'm worn out.' serve only to reinforce exhaustion. They prefer the classic A.B.L.E. line 'I just don't know anymore.' which they find endlessly amusing, therefore energy-boosting.

x would ban forever any interview question that begins with 'What was going through your mind when . . . ? ' and + would ban the phrases 'at the end of the day' and 'that being said' . In somewhat of a paradox, x and + abhor diversify, yet adore diversity.

1 comment:

Luke Leger said...

I couldn't agree more with 'at the end of the day'. When will that go away? What a fun post!