Carbon Dating & other late stammering

I guess when 2 singles get together in the new global community of the
21st century. One must refer to it as 'Carbon Dating' due to the potential
of carbon footprint propagation.

Active couples who rely heavily on a cell phone to keep in touch of course
are denoted further as 'Radio Carbon Dating'.

Essentially, plants thrive on Carbon Dioxide. If we are supposed to be creating
so much of it, then, what a boon to our lush blue planetoid, and we would be soon
suffocating in forests of overgrowth and new formations of lignitic coal beds.
Forest frogs would overcapture the comensulatory co-existence of insect and
arachnid, due to the moist dampness. The harbinger of change would be the overburden
of a C02 spike from tense insomnia ridden humans who, through, increased respiration
would emit more carbon from listening to incessant frog chirp at all hours.

Cricketts, being effectively eliminated, the carbonic acid albedo would continue to
shift the global equilibrium toward swamp-bog settlements across continental
plains. Personally, I don't see this happening in many millenial epochs.

Let us, permit us to continue to make our sauerkraut, ferment our beverages and
quaffe large carbon laden ales, as we belch happily to life and to the stem, pistils and stamens
of our plant buds. They think we are great illusidators of perfunctory excremental expiration.
Let them think not otherwise. See you in the carbon arc-furnace of the afterlife my gentilly
laddybucks!