Saturday, July 26, 2008

"It's a good thing"

I'm really happy with our writing group. Sorry my post was so long, I couldn't seem to cut it down.

I love to scroll down the blog and see all of the text that's there from everyone's wonderful stories!

What new assignments might we encounter next? .....Anyone?....

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Faux Newspaper Piece

Ghost of Barney Pressman
by Carly Simone - Manhattan Daily Press

As a twenty-something, I scoffed at the concept of spirit worlds and life after death and wanted nothing more than to surround myself with people of the same notion; those who were rational thinkers, independent from any “higher source” like myself. I felt more empowered seeing my life as a mistake - a cog in a meaningless wheel. There was power in a life meant for personal, even selfish, pursuits. I didn’t spend time worrying about the effects of my actions or what my decisions on earth would cause in some afterlife. I grew up in a wealthy family and reveled in the thought that I’d live my adulthood in the same high class world, living it out for my own gratification and success.

My parents passed down to me and my brothers a strong and healthy respect for money, and a drive to work hard. As teens we each took summer jobs to learn the basic values the working world had to teach us. We didn’t need the money, so instead of putting our hard earned cash toward savings we’d head to the center of the Big Apple to bite at the core of a delicious and juicy shopping experience every weekend. My brothers Tom and Guy would head to the cafes to meet girls while my eldest brother Tad, the fashion savvy one of the bunch, would meet me at Barneys New York.

Aside from being the place to find the most indulgent fashions, it was like a religious experience for us; the closest we ever came to attending a church. Clothing displays were like altars, designers like deities. You could get lost in the holiness of Amberton Wilke’s tempered leather boots and the exotic scent of “Rimi One” by African perfumer Claz Nubo. It was my Manhattan Barneys that introduced me to Ermeneglido Zegna, and Manolo Blahnik, Diane von Furstenberg and Gucci. But it was also to become the place where a most unforeseen event would occur that would shake me of my beliefs, or lack thereof, and change my life forever.

It was only ten days before Christmas in the year 2000. I had just turned the big Three-O, and still recovering from an intoxicating birthday bash thrown by a friend the night before, I decided to buy myself some new facial cleanser at Barney’s before I headed back to my apartment for some much needed sleep. I groggily pushed through the mass of holiday consumers outside on the sidewalk and made my way through the entrance, following the divine scent of chocolate-pecan coffee being served at the Chanel makeup counter. Nearby, people were standing together, all aglow with warmth and holiday chatter. I walked over and began sampling some new perfumes and crèmes, when all of the sudden I became aware of my surroundings on a much larger scale than I was used to. I had the strange ability to utilize new senses. I felt the excitement of the children outside who stood in front of the magical window display where Santa and his reindeer aimed for the sky. I heard a newlywed speaking to his wife over a cell phone, describing what a wonderful first Christmas they were going to share together as husband and wife, and I felt her powerful emotion on the other end. I heard a jazz musician playing his soulful saxophone on Manhattan Avenue and felt the numbness in his fingers, frigid with the December cold.

I never questioned this experience while it was happening, I just let it overwhelm me and fill me with awe. Until suddenly, like a piece of small feather being pushed in front of a fan, I began to float upward, headfirst toward the ceiling, and soon had full view of the entire store below me. I felt a strong urge to yell out for help but couldn’t speak when I tried. I frantically looked around, left and right, up and down, to find the cause of this strange occurrence. I was out of my body and desperate to come down. Then, just as suddenly as it all began, my body stopped moving; suspended in an unknown realm. Everything around me turned to pure white light, and a calming silence fell over my ears. Then, a small wooden staircase was presented from out of the bright light. Slowly manifesting into the whiteness, it became solid and real. At this point, baffled and in awe of everything I decided it wouldn’t hurt to lift my foot and see what where the stairs would lead. I took five careful steps, feeling more and more at ease with each one. My body felt as weightless as cloud, and I had the amazing mental ability to feel my life, as if it were a small rock. It had sharp edges that could cut you and make your fingers bleed, and there were very few smooth spots. I had the overwhelming sensation that the rest of my life was to be lived “to smooth out the stone.” My intuition told me that other people who had made it to thirty years of age had many more smooth edges on their stones than I did, so I made a pact with myself to live more consciously and lovingly from that point forward.

As I was pondering these new sensations and abilities, I heard a male voice exclaim vibrantly from what seemed like a hidden speaker system. “Welcome!” I looked around to try and find the man, and peering hard through the gleaming whiteness, I made out the silhouette of a figure holding something out to me. As he slowly came more into view I saw that he held out a pair of black fur muffs. With gracious intention he announced, “Warm your hands, with the finest mink muffs you’ll ever feel”. I realized there was quite a chill in the air, so I slipped them on savoring their warmth and softness. I thanked him and he offered for me to take a seat, just as a fancy chair appeared. I sunk down into it, luxuriating in the feel of gently aged suede. When I looked up at him again, I noticed he had caught me admiring his vintage taste. Stylish and refined, he stood still as if from out of an old photograph. “I like your style,” I gloated, hoping to humor him. His response startled me when he said confidently that he was very well aware of that. “Wow! Who is this man?” I thought to myself. He then casually added, “You shop my style, dear.” He brought a dark wooden pipe to his slender lips and took a small puff. I didn’t quite get where he was coming from, but before I said a word I spotted a large white pin on the left lapel of his suit that read “No Bunk, No Junk, No Imitations”.

“That’s Barney’s slogan from the 20’s!” I spurted out. He chuckled warmly and responded by saying, “It is indeed. I am closely familiar with it.” This man was mysterious and odd, but not quite as odd as my weightless body and the new strange world I had floated into. I shifted in the chair to feel less awkward. “I mean, I hate to date myself…but one should give credit where credit is due, correct?” He looked at me with a smile and his big blue eyes twinkled with a youthfulness I had never seen in an older gentleman. I sat there looking up at him, a tall proud man who very well could have…wait one minute! Could this be? Barney Pressman?! It was suddenly as clear as the glass face on his Tru Gold pocket watch. “You wrote that slogan, then?” I asked him exuberantly. “You are the Barney??”
“Mr. Pressman. Barney. Please, address me by the latter.” he stated.
“Wow Mr. Pressman…uh…Barney, sir…I don’t know what to say. So much has just happened.” I paused for a moment. “Why am I here? Where am I?”

He went on to reassure me that I was not dead, and that I would be back to my normal self before I knew it. He thanked me for being such a loyal customer of his store, and he laughed when I asked if I could look at one of his wholesale catalogs. He was charming and kind, and had a simple elegance that probably graced his whole generation. He described that he always had a strong interest in business and as a young man he saved up money to open a small bargain shop that offered discount prices for high quality clothing. He had seen some initial startup success, but within a year of opening he was in danger of going out of business. He reminisced about how his wife Claire had saved the business from going under with one of her many ingenious ideas. When I asked how she did it, he took a deep and yet shaky breath and then walked slowly over to me without speaking. He got down on one knee next to my chair, focused his eyes on my left hand, and gently took it up in his. “This ring.” he said with a forlorn look in his eye. “This ring saved us.” His eyes met mine.
I looked down at my hand, “My emerald ring?” I ran my finger over the delicate gold band, and noticed the tiny green stone was sparkling more than usual.
“This was Claire’s wedding ring. We pawned it in 1923 to make some quick cash. ” He gazed at the ring like it was an old friend he thought he’d never see again.
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Whoa, hold on. Is this really…for real?” I pulled my hand off of his gently. “You mean to say I have your wife’s ring?!”
“The very one.” he said assuredly.
“How did this happen? I mean, you pawned this ring way back then…”
“It was always meant for a special girl, it has stayed true to that. That I do know.”
I sat there next to him, both in extreme shock and pure familiarity and love. I felt like I had been blessed by an invisible force, and that I was a part of a secret universal plan. I had been sucked into a whirlwind of synchronicity of a magnitude beyond any single event I had ever had in my life. And joining me, a man of great influence, success, and style. An American icon, a force of nature…the namesake of a store that had brought me so much joy. He described how his wife demanded he pawn the ring, even though she was very fond of it. It was that one small selfless act that resulted in unimaginable long term success for the Pressman family.
“How much did you get for the ring, may I ask?” I said, still baffled by this incredible news.
“It got us five hundred dollars, which helped us bring in fresh inventory and clean up the storefront.”
“Your store is thriving almost a century later, due to this one small stone. This is unbelievable. The ring…I have to give it back, it’s yours.” I began to twist it off of my finger but he quickly put his warm hands over mine, ensuring it stay with me. I closed my eyes and lowered my head in gratitude. A great warmth washed over me, like a sudden ray of liquid sun broke through a cloud and poured down. And then everything went dark.

“Would you like to remove your ring?” I heard a new and unfamiliar voice ask. “Ma’am?” The voice spoke again. When I tried to open my eyes, they felt like they’d been glued shut. When I tried to respond to the voice, I had no ability to speak. I was hanging in a darkness that went on infinitely. And then suddenly my body shifted into what felt like a long corset, making me feel stiff and trapped. I tried to open my eyes again and again, finally reaching relief. My eyelids lifted and I had crystal vision, as if my eyes been replaced with brand new ones. All of my senses were back to normal, but they made me feel so limited and constrained. I realized I was back in my body, grounded in reality again.

I was back at the Chanel counter in Barneys, standing before a woman who held out a tester of Neroli hand cream in anticipation of my sampling it.
“Oh…” My small voice felt like it escaped my mouth like a trapped fly. Had she been waiting for me all that time I was with Barney? I wondered, looking at her small, sad face.
“Your ring, let me remove it for you.” The woman began to reach out hastily for my hand. I looked down at the tiny ring on my pale finger. I still felt the warmth of Barney’s hand on mine.
“No.” I pulled my hands to my sides. “It’s alright.” I picked my cup of coffee from off of the counter, and watched as the steam rose up toward me, as if I had just poured it. “Have a nice holiday.” I said as I walked quickly away from the crowded counter. I needed to get to higher ground.

How long had I been out of my body, or had I really gone anywhere at all? The longer I thought about meeting Barney the more it seemed like a dream. I wanted to ask the people around me if they had witnessed anything strange. I looked down at my ring. Could it be true that Barney’s wife once wore it, calling it her own? Was that a figment of my imagination? Something I made up to feel I have a special purpose? Maybe it was my sleep deprivation that caused it all. But even if it were all imagined, I felt like I had been renewed in a way I had never before experienced. I had a spring in my step and was mentally rejuvenated. I walked over to the escalator to move up to the second floor, where I hoped to find a quiet place to sit and think away from all of the noise and disturbance. I rode the escalator to the top, but as I stepped off I slipped on something slick, almost wiping out in front of a great many shoppers. I regained control of myself and postured myself upright, aside from my head which I kept down to prevent any eye contact with those who must have seen me. That’s when I noticed the piece of literature that must have caused my fall. I leaned down and picked it up as gracefully and inconspicuously as I could. Turning it over, I noticed it was some sort of store brochure that I had never before seen. An old black and white photograph graced the front, of a young man and woman standing to the left of a large window front. The man looked unusually familiar and I was sure I had seen his picture somewhere before. As I studied the brochure more, it became clear that this was a picture of Barney and Claire as a young couple. Chills ran down my neck and spine, and my fingers began to tingle, almost causing me to drop everything. I felt a connection to a man and woman in a photo taken nearly eighty years ago, as if they were my dear friends. My eyes shifted down the brochure to a box with bright green font running along the bottom, “Emerald Ring Foundation: Free Educational Programs for Young Entrepreneurs in New York City -est. 1991 by Barneys New York in honor of the late Barney Pressman

I couldn’t stop reading the words. It was like my eyes were on a typewriter reel, being pushed back over and over again. Emerald Ring…Emerald Ring?! The ring they are talking about is on my finger! It was a true and obvious sign that a miracle had occurred, and the overwhelming, paralyzing love I felt was the result of it. I wanted to call my family, and describe this unbelievable experience. I wanted everyone to know, even the strangers that surrounded me. I had never before believed in paranormal or spiritual worlds, but suddenly I knew that they were all around me. I had witnessed life outside of my common reality, and met someone with a truly angelic spirit.

The powerful gem of this miraculous experience sat delicately on my finger, an unlikely remnant that had changed both the history of fashion and my life in a profound way. It works daily as a great reminder for me to be conscious of every choice I make, and to make decisions based on compassion and selflessness. The ghost of Barney Pressman revealed to me that I was a precious cog in a most magnificent wheel. I couldn’t wait for life to package up a new transcendent surprise for me; the kind of gift I was now open to receive. No handbag or hot new designer had ever made me feel that divine.


Licenses taken:
*Barney Pressman did actually pawn his wife’s wedding ring in 1923 for $500 to stay in business, but I fictionalized the type of ring it was. I also made up his wife’s name.
*The Emerald Ring Foundation does not exist.
*“No Bunk, No Junk, No Imitations” was Barney’s original slogan in the 1920’s and Barney did indeed pass away in 1991.
*Amberton Wilke’s tempered leather boots and the exotic scent of “Rimi One” by African perfumer Claz Nubo are both of my imagination

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Mary's Touch

And so the dream-vision begins, the force pulling the young mother out of the bedroom, into the hall. Something seems unusual, the bathroom light has been left on. She pushes the door open to see her little girl sitting on the floor playing in soft shadow. No sign of affliction, physical or mental, shows in the dark-haired darling's countenance! Joyfully scooping her up, they fly down the hall face to face toward the kitchen, muted strains of a never-published Beatles tune accompanying their flight. Mary hovers above the kitchen table! Sweet face and floral robe! Rushing toward her, the mother instinctively bows her head, kneeling in reverence to the vibrational wave of Complete Love. Holding her daughter close, she reaches one hand up. As Mary reaches out to grasp that hand, her daughter receives the blessing of Mary's touch through her. Exquisite Love, exquisite moment . . . where is her other little one to receive this blessing? The mental pleading, "Oh, come, hurry! Don't miss this moment! Oh, come share in this Love! Please!" The longing goes unfulfilled . . . he plays in the bedroom, unaware of the present kitchen miracle.

And so the supreme example has been wordlessly set by the Greatest Mother. Presence triumphs over Word, Presence submits to Touch. Who among us will reach out a hand today in a blessing of Love?

Roped In

It was my own self that roped myself in!
I even composed a song about it after I had the realization entitled, "How low do I rope myself in?"
I thought of it while lying on my mattress covered with holy white sheets.
Then, I lowered ropes down around myself. Yes! It was I, my own self, that roped myself down low!
I thought I needed all of those ropes, but it was a misunderstanding on my part.
You see, I participated in exhausting searches for ancient books encrusted in metallic casings.
Of course, they were encased because they contained some piece of timeless knowledge inside. So I devised an apparatus from a medieval design I found (yes, in an encased book!) and it involved wooden scaffolding, rope, and a dozen people to pull.
If all went well, high on the scaffolding, ropes tugging at the carapace, the book painfully peeled away from the metal and I was left with my object of inspiration.
But the problem from all of this was that I was roping myself in too low and it was my own self that did the roping!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Shift Into Dream

A burst of white slowly dissolved to reveal a midsummer festival. Tony found himself in the arms of his father as they walked through the crowd with his mother. He believed that he must have fallen asleep on the way to the festival because he did not remember how he got there. It was a hazy day, all that Tony could see was somewhat distorted and everything looked pale and washed out like a shirt that has been through the laundry too many times. Tony’s father set him down so he could walk, and they moved slowly; passing white roof tents housing games and goods for sale. Tony gazed at the games, longing to try the ring toss, though he did not say anything to his parents. There were no other children that Tony could see, and the people in the crowd moved methodically and almost seemed to part and make room for Tony and his parents as they walked through the festival. It was as if they were the center of attention, yet no one was truly looking at them. It was a place foreign to him, yet Tony felt a strange connection to his surroundings.

As Tony and his parents continued to walk, they left the festival behind and found themselves in a meadow of freshly mowed grass. The haze was gone and the sun shined bright on the family, though Tony felt no heat on his skin. The countryside was picturesque; the grass pristine, and the cerulean sky was perfectly dappled with white downy clouds. Then he saw it, this must be what his parents had been searching for. Appearing almost out of nowhere was a vast array of hot air balloons. Tony had never seen such a thing in all of his young life. The reds, blues, yellows, greens, oranges, and purples lit up Tony’s eyes like he had just been given the gift of sight and is seeing for the first time. He was fascinated by their magnificence as he and his parents continued to walk toward them. As they got closer, he noticed several men at each balloon with large ropes anchoring the balloons to the earth.

They finally arrived at the base of one of the hot air balloons and a man with a rope gestured to Tony, as if inviting him into the basket of the balloon. Tony looked at his parents and they gave him a smile and a nod and he darted to the basket, leaving his parents behind. Tony climbed into the basket and imagined what it would be like to actually fly. The next thing he knew, the basket slowly began to leave the ground. Tony clutched the edge of the basket and looked down to see everything on the ground getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Tony then realized that he was the only one in the basket and does not know how or why the balloon rose into the air. Suddenly the balloon jerked to a stop and he looked out to see several of the men checking the ropes that were anchored into the ground. He was frightened, yet relieved that the balloon had stopped rising. He looked out only to see that the haze had returned and Tony could only see what was directly beneath him. He could not see his parents, only the men shuffling around checking the ropes.

Tony was uncomfortable; he had been in the air long enough and he was ready to see his parents. He got on his tiptoes to peek his head out over the basket so he could yell that he was ready to come down when a strong gust of wind knocked him down onto his back. He felt the hot air balloon rising and looked out and all he could see were the ropes dangling in the air and the men running around trying to grab them. He looked for his parents and they suddenly came into view smiling and waving at Tony. Tony began to panic, he tried to scream, but he had no voice. The balloon rose higher and higher and soon all Tony could see was his parents with their arms around each other, smiling and waving at him. Tony felt a tear roll down his cheek as he watched his parents disappear as his balloon rose into a cloud. Tony closed his eyes.

A burst of white suddenly caused Tony to open his eyes; he saw clouds slowly parting and dissolving into darkness. It was pitch black and Tony felt tired. He was disoriented, lying on his back, and all of a sudden he realized that he was at home in his own bed. Confused, Tony lay in bed for a while trying to figure out what had just happened to him; he had never experienced anything like this before. Just then, Tony thought about his parents and climbed out of his bed to see if they were in their bedroom. He slowly walked down the hall; almost afraid of what he would find when he looked into their bedroom. He slowly peeked his head into their room and let out a great sigh of relief when he saw both of them sleeping soundly in their bed. Feeling exhausted and relieved he walked up to his mother and nudged her. She opened her eyes and he asked her if he could sleep with them. She asked him if he had a bad dream and Tony did not know how to respond. He did not know what a dream was, but what he experienced was indeed bad. So, Tony nodded his head, his mother scooted over and Tony climbed into bed with his parents. He was unable to sleep for the rest of the night. The next day, Tony celebrated his second birthday and he never told anyone about his bad dream; even though, after 40 years, he still vividly remembers it. Once in a while, when Tony is startled in the middle of the night, he sees again those same clouds fade away into the darkness of his room as he did on the night of his second birthday.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Carbon Dating & other late stammering

I guess when 2 singles get together in the new global community of the
21st century. One must refer to it as 'Carbon Dating' due to the potential
of carbon footprint propagation.

Active couples who rely heavily on a cell phone to keep in touch of course
are denoted further as 'Radio Carbon Dating'.

Essentially, plants thrive on Carbon Dioxide. If we are supposed to be creating
so much of it, then, what a boon to our lush blue planetoid, and we would be soon
suffocating in forests of overgrowth and new formations of lignitic coal beds.
Forest frogs would overcapture the comensulatory co-existence of insect and
arachnid, due to the moist dampness. The harbinger of change would be the overburden
of a C02 spike from tense insomnia ridden humans who, through, increased respiration
would emit more carbon from listening to incessant frog chirp at all hours.

Cricketts, being effectively eliminated, the carbonic acid albedo would continue to
shift the global equilibrium toward swamp-bog settlements across continental
plains. Personally, I don't see this happening in many millenial epochs.

Let us, permit us to continue to make our sauerkraut, ferment our beverages and
quaffe large carbon laden ales, as we belch happily to life and to the stem, pistils and stamens
of our plant buds. They think we are great illusidators of perfunctory excremental expiration.
Let them think not otherwise. See you in the carbon arc-furnace of the afterlife my gentilly
laddybucks!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Hey Writers

Thanks for creating this blog.
I think we can have some fun.

I have been making aquaintence with a black
cat lately. He has thumbs on this front paws.
I call him blackie. He is unusually polite for a cat.
I greet him in the morning. He rolls over on the sidewalk
like he's thrilled to be alive.

Marc

Monday, July 14, 2008

Ditalini Press

Now raising funds for Ditalini Press. Future book publishing company run by us....(you see, we could publish Luke's cookbooks, Aunt Sue's poetry and children's books, Eva's memoirs and fiction, Marc's fiction and sci-fi, and so much more! The possibilities are endless, and creatively freeing.

Thanks Writing Circle!

What a wonderful adventure we are all about to embark upon! My essay is nearing completion, and should be making its way to Blogdom within the next few days. It started as a serious faux piece, but has since taken a more ridiculous turn. Can't wait for more people to join...let us expand our blog's waistband outward! Filling it with the literary food that keeps it alive! (Crumbs, at the very least!)

-Katie

Welcome everyone!

This is the beginning of a beautiful thing: a writing group that will post at regular intervals. I thought this "blogging" format could be an organized way to read each other's work, make comments, learn of the next month's topic, etc. This is my first blogging experience and am open to suggestions!
This month's topic as suggested by Katie:
your assignment is to write a short essay of a personal experience of a transcendental experience. For this assignment you can either write something that really happened to you...or you can just make it up and even choose a pseudonym for a name...it doesn't matter because its just a practice assignment. It can be about angels, god, soul travel, dreams, hell, it can be abstract and creative writing style, or it can be serious.

Because many members are going to Myrtle Beach this year on the 26th of July, lets all try to post our finished work before then! If you aren't inspired by the topic and want to do a 15 minute free-write session and post whatever comes of that, this is great too! The point is to practice writing and to have fun. Remember also that this is anything but an exclusive group. Anyone interested can join.

Sincerely,
Eva